Dore Taylor

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Four score and seven years ago, Dore’s parent brought forth on this continent, a new child conceived in the bathroom at Wal-Mart and dedicated to the proposition of ROCKING PEOPLE’S FACES OFF!

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether one musician, or any musician, so conceived and so dedicated, can create a KICK ASS TUNE! (and make more money than the other musician) We are now congregating on a website listening to this tune.

We have come to sample some of the smooth melodic notes on this website which symbolizes a final resting place for all of the competition of Dore Taylor who simply can not compete against him. It is all together fitting and proper that we should do this.

But in a larger sense, we can not criticize we can not constipate we can not shallow these tunes. The brave man, living and breathing, who struggled creating this musical greatness that is far above our feeble and unquestioning minds, shall be worshiped. The world will little note nor long those of you who dont like his looks or style BUT IT CAN NEVER FORGET HIS MUSIC!

It is for us, the music, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work of this great man who has thus far so nobly advanced from Peanut Butter Tuna Fish. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us that this RIGHTEOUS man should be FREAKING HONORED for his devotion that he has given through the years to please our ears! We are here to recognize that those musicians competing against Dore that have died in vein died for a reason THEY WERE TERRIBLE! and had EGREGIOUS (a thank you) HOOKS IN THEIR CHORUS!!!! Dores music is by the people (not really) and for the people (totally) and as long as you listen to him and provide him with ample donations whenever he requests you shall not perish from the earth.